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Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 hours old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (18 hours old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (20 hours old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Lemmy Peerage News From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

I got a very charming letter from David Cameron this morning about my proposal for a peerage for Lemmy. In it he says "This is certainly an interesting proposal, and I am sure Lemmy would live… more

This is how its done From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

A lot of people round our way are whingeing about the local council having given us wheelie bins for food and garden waste. Personally I think they are much better than the bags because you can do … more

I Haz it Off! From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

Fat Munkey putz I in a box an takz I to the vetz thiz mornin. Vetman pokes me about an puts a cold fing on me chest then he sez I is much better, no mor flaky skin, so I'z can haz me trumpet off so… more

Four Great Religious Truths From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

My thanks to a Canadian friend for this Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: … more

Gordon Brown the Nuttyness goes on From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

Hardly a day goes by without Boredom Groan digging himself deeper into this drugs nonsense. His latest offering on sacking Prof Nutt is that its dangerous to be sending out mixed messages about drugs.… more

My Deleted Tags From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

Only a few but still bloody annoying customer-don't-care-a-bit-thanks | peter-cushing-must-have-needed-the-money | let-the-train-cause-the-strain… more

In fact, that's just so shit... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (2 days old)

How the fuck else am I supposed to tag "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"??????? Its the name of the fucking film. God I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not chance am I paying for this a… more

Destroy my blog history please! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (2 days old)

Some of the tags that have been deleted were very important to me. Especially the Tess ones, but hey thanks for doing this bcuk! And to be informed in a message WITHOUT links to the blogs so I can… more

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs advisor, Professor Nutt, for daring to disagree… more

STUCK From roisini in The lady doth protest too much, methinks (5 days old)

I am so very stuck on this bit of Latin. The annoying thing about Latin is that a lot of the time, I know what all the words mean, but they still don't make sense put together. It's the rearranging of… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (6 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more

New word of the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

My son came out with a new one last night. 'Chillaxing' need I give an explanation? … more

An atheist in the woods From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling i… more

Proof that sports drinks work LOL From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Trick or treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Dr Who update From prydwen in SciFi (7 days old)

The BBC have announced that the next hour long episode will be shown on Sunday November 15th at 7.00pm. Called "Waters of Mars" in says it will be the 'darkest' episode yet. In the story the Doc… more

Am I hearing things? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was watching one of the latest ads for Windows 7, the one with the guy in the gym who talks about the snap feature. But was I hearing things when he says "I am going to Wulfweard my genius now".??? … more

Hammer Horror From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 days old)

I went to the opening night of the Hammer Festival at the Idea Generation Gallery in Shoreditch. It was brilliant as there were lots of photographs and posters from the Hammer Horror films that I grew… more

Oh no its Jim Carey From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 days old)

Well fuck me if the Christmas lights are not up in Oxford Street Its really just a puff for for that new film version of A Christmas Carol with the world's least funny Canadian playing all the … more

Alan Johnson - the Nutt Cracker From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 days old)

I see Home Secretary Alan Johnson has sacked his Drugs Advisor Professor Stephen Nutt over his recent statements about the reclassification of cannabis and the harmful effects of booze and fags compar… more

Senior moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Have you every had a senior moment? I was listening to the radio whilst in Leicester, when a DJ admitted that he might be getting old. He related the fact that he had thought he had lost his mobile… more

It's all gobbledy gook to me From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endo… more

RIGHT! From roisini in The lady doth protest too much, methinks (8 days old)

REVAMP ALERT I've changed my design :) and I'd like to think I'm back online for good now. I've got my beautiful shiny new laptop which can actually handle the internet, unlike my old computer, and… more